[Portage, Sept. 14, 2009]

Agglutinating scroop auguries,
Atrious arriere-pensee ascion
Cozening apogogo blossoming,
Fossicking fulgurant, jobatious,
Blind-made by kaloppia yclepted
Velitative zenzizenzizenzic
Forsooth bronopalzogony winxing
Stentorian over wan weird
Weltanschauung widdershins runcible
I mucho craveth mucho usquebaugh,
Erstwhile troubadour, jongleur, et scribbler
Formicately,  yet gallionic
My quill flensing new honey from pizens
Who be firstfoot ad locum, asphotic
Baccharte bethycolpian or moi
Leave it lay bos in lingua, nuff said.
Avoid the breedbating brimborian.
As in two wars back, It Don’t Mean Nothing.