The Official Site of Author Joseph Heywood-Non Fiction

[Portage, September 3, 2009]

Your two-part last name rhymes with rock not glow,
Vinnie, you schmuck, you earless clueless lout,
I take you fishing for inspiration
But all you do is slice fins off the trout.
Did it ever occur to you your grand
Renderings of stunning colors and shapes
Emanate not from an artistic view
But from a real high number of loose screws?