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[Portage, September 2, 2009]

Linda Sue, how do you do, Miss Holy
Holy in your New York high school days
Suddenly you’re up there on big screens
Doing Deep Throat (a very creative play).
Now I wonder please if your ghost could host
Demonstrations for trout on rivers
To instill in them to be less wary
A gig completely unlike porn
Tho still could last all night to early morn.