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[Portage, September 17, 2009]

Walter Liber-Ah-Chee, Milwaukee Boy
Midwest’s son, Hollywood-N-Vegas toy,
Let’s fish Glitterman, Wladziu,
Don your gaudy duds, all that apparel
Stuff made with sequins, furs, satin and pearls,
That rococo garb in Technicolor
Aimed at fans bored by all things bland.
If while out under cloudy gray skies
Sticks and branches start taking our flies
We’ll neither fret nor cry, instead we’ll try
Removing your doodad costume in bits,
Use creativity some four-nines pure
To turn that crap into trout-taking lures.