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Rita From Dayallas
[Highland Park, Texas. January 9, 2010]

Mah name’s Rita, fum Dayallas?
Lahk the saintinnabible?
Over to the catlick all-girl school?
Only ah ain’t thet saintly Rita?
Ah’m mo the one gahs wanna feel up?
In ere pickups after poppin doves?
Our Texas boys allas wantin ta play with guns?
Of some kind, donchu know?
Specially with me, what’s a girl to dew?
Mah late mama said don’t make no sense?
Marryin’ poor whin yew kin marry rich?
An gechu a hardass lawyer-man fum the git-go?
Should your hubby choose to wander?
You make him pay, ya see the logic a this? 
The fuckin yew git ain’t worth the fucking yew git?
Ah’m betwixt husbands rat now?
What brings yew ta town, cowboy?


 
 
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