[Portage, January 15, 2011]

Ars excerpendi, choice is good
Unambiguously for sure
One Clyde Nedmond , Esq., Believer
Discovered Moses was duped
By a butt-dial from the great beyond,
Got himself caught up in wick-wack-woo,
The merda mente, le dernier cri
Downstream in doublehelixland,
We give you E-mailika Embalmed
In certainties of righteousness
Buoyed by military might
Underlain by silent masses who hanker
From frisson for a WASP savior
We can entrust with the Football
(Assuming it still holds air).